What was that? Hate is a bad word?
I didn’t say it, he did. He, being Matthew DiBenedetti.
My new soul mate. kidding, no seriously, no… kidding.
But not really.
The second I started reading these books I honestly thought “I could have co-authored these.”
Cynical? Maybe
Pessimist? Possibly
Call him what you want. Just don’t call him a liar (or late for dinner), cause you know he’s telling the truth.
You want a taste? Of course you do…
From: I Hate Everyone
“I hate dentists who ask me questions while their hands are in my mouth.”
“I hate people who leave an unflushed toilet bowl behind.”
“I hate cashiers who have to ask for my phone number.”
“I hate the shirt-unbuttoned-too-low, hairy-chested gold chain guy.”
From: I Hate Everything
“I hate T-shirt sweat stains.”
“I hate warm beer. I hate wasting beer.”
“I hate when it’s time to take down the Christmas lights.”
“I hate when I run out of dryer sheets.”
… and let’s just be honest I hate that I didn’t think of this book first. 
I’m lovin’ it. This book feeds by sarcasm needs. What I love even more? Is that I can follow the hate on Twitter.
If the day is going awry, a tweet from the hate page makes it all better.
And you know, I know it’s not just me. Y’all know that I teach, so I brought I Hate Everyone to work and read it aloud in the faculty lounge. Lots of people said “me too” and I was told that it made lunch way more enjoyable.
About the Author:
“Matthew DiBenedetti redefines the term hater. As the author who spews loathing about all “those” people who we can’t tolerate, in I Hate Everyone.; and leaves nothing untouched in the similarly spiteful I Hate Everything.; he knows exactly what’s up when it comes down to hating on everything and everyone. Inspired by too many years in a life sucking corporate job, and supported by a deep groundwork of family, friends, relationships and real “life” in a dark corner of New Jersey; even cheerful optimists will commiserate with and come love to hate with Matt.”
SO here’s the great part. The fine folks over at Adams Media are offering our readers a giveaway of both books!
Entering is easy:
- “Like” I Hate Everything on Facebook
Post 1 thing that you hate on their wall and leave us the link to your post.
(For example- I hate when people order obnoxious drinks at the coffee shop)
1 Entry - “Like” I Hate Everyone on Facebook
Post 1 thing that you hate on their wall and leave us the link to your post.
(For example- I hate when people order obnoxious drinks at the coffee shop)
1 Entry - Follow What I Hate Today on Twitter
Tell them @ABittersweet1 sent ya (leave me the link to your tweet)
1 Entry - Follow Everyone I Hate on Twitter
Tell them @ABittersweet1 sent ya (leave me the link to your tweet)
1 Entry
Please leave all comments and links in the entry form below.
That’s it! I’ll pull a winner next week Wednesday, the 22nd. Good luck!
Keep on hatin’ hatas. 
This contest is open to residents of the USA only (Sorry, No P.O. or APO Boxes). Contest ends on February 22nd at 5:00 pm MST. The winner will be chosen using either random.org or randomizer.org and will be notified via e-mail. The winner will also be announced on the review section of our website in a new post. The winner will have 48 hours to contact me. If you fail to contact me within the 48 hour period, a new winner will be chosen using either random.org or randomizer.org.
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